在军事化的斯巴达，列奥尼达（西恩•马奎尔SeanMaguire饰）经过与巨型企鹅的恶战证明了自己是斯巴达最强悍的战士，成功得到斯巴达王位，并迎娶玛戈为皇ccc。某日，正在对儿子进行毒打训练的列奥尼达接待了波斯使者，对方狂妄的宣称薛西斯王将统治希腊，斯巴达的孩子以后只能在血汗工厂中生产NIKE鞋。怒不可遏的列奥尼达杀死使者以及一干美国偶像，用化妆品贿赂先知请求开战，然而得到的却是丑女贝蒂神女的警告。列奥尼达仍然决定出征，他率领13名用喷漆画出腹肌的战士赶赴隘口布防，用街舞击败了波斯先头部队。肥佬薛西斯用蓝屏电脑特技制造出的大军压境，被列奥尼达弃用的帕里斯•希尔顿又告知波斯人包抄斯巴达军的小路，列奥尼达率众与洛奇、恶灵骑士等波斯大军展开了殊死搏杀。　　本片改编自《斯巴达300勇士》，用恶搞手法对原片进行了重新演绎。

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